Wednesday, October 28, 2009

BAHASA KIASAN... OH ASTRO!!!









Amboiiiii.... pepagi lagi Kirana dh terima sms dari pihak ASTRO. Sowey la ASTRO woiii... Akak bukan nk mengata dan mengutuk korang! Sesaja je nak bgurau-senda di pagi yg ceria nih! Nak hiburkan hati sebenor nyer sbb wlupun skrang nih dh hjung bulan tpi kene tunggu sbulan lagi baru ada gaji.

Anyway... sms diorang bbunyi cam gini:

(setelah dialih bahasakan...) Jgn lupe tengok aksi secara langsung Arsenal lwn Tottenham Hotspur pd 31/10 (Sabtu) pkul 20:40 di ESPN channel 812.

Chewahhhhh... time kasih la korang mengingatkan akak ttg perlawanan tu yer!!! Sungguh prihatin bebenor korang nih!

Tapi.... ada skit lagi! Kat hjung sms tu berbunyi cam gini:

(setelah dialih bahasakan) Jgn lupe kemaskinikan bayaran bil anda!

Wakakakakakakakakaa...... alahai, pandai nyer korang mengenekan akak yer! Akak tau la akak ada bil tertunggak 1 bulan. Tak yah ler korang anta sms cam gitu ngan akak! Rasa mcm kene jentik2 je telinga akak nih! Nnti akak telan je kad astro tuh...padan muka akak sendiri!

Tahniah! Tahniah! Korang dh buat akak cukup tersindir. Wakakakaka... akak dh pegi bayor dh bil tertunggak akak tuh 2 jam selepas menerima sms korang!

Adehhhhh..... hai gaji! Dh tak larat akak nih!

25 comments:

cHeRyNa PiReS said...

kalau sha pon boleh jadi tersindir...pandai je dia menggula2kan..sama lah macam maxis skang promo caller ringtone. maybe sebab owner same kot?hehehe...

* selamat berkenalan:)

kirana said...

CherynaPires,
Salam kenal... gitu la gamak nasib pepagi nih. Tak pasal2 je kene sindir... (perasan sebenor nyer tuh. Diorang ckp elok je!

suhaila-ab said...

aku penah gak dapat sms gitu ..tp dari bank pasal credit card..tp aku balas balik sms dia..pasal dia guna no 012penuh...aku cakp.."jap lagi aku gi bayar utang ko"...

JT said...

hueuehue.. lawak2.... dah g bayar ka ? heheheheh sekpa2.. saja menguji kesabaran ya.. pahal la sebulan gik bok pat gaji ?
samalah kita tok... gaji oh gaji.. where r u ~

Cikgu Adham said...

salam.. heh heh mantap juga kan... tp x bleh hutang ka hah hah

Walts Ezikiel said...

heee.. yang penting important...
peda meh football nya... ba rumah jiran... haaaaaaaaa

ONE ZABA said...

bab kemaskini bayaran memang diorang tu kemaskini.

adiwarnatasya said...

Owahhh...
Bagus tul ASTRO, selitkan yg tersirat yea Kirana:)

Fatt Chin Choy said...

astro cekik darah
aku x langgan pun

atty's said...

bab kemaskini diaorg mmg cepat..ekekeke..

alang said...

Jgn lupe tengok aksi secara langsung Arsenal lwn Tottenham Hotspur pd 31/10 (Sabtu) pkul 20:40 di ESPN channel 812.

Amboi. Kirana nie peminat bola rupanya? hehe.

P/s Well, company2 mcm ni selalu je nak cepat2 bayar bil. Tapi bila quality or siaran terganggu, taknak plak bagi discount or rebat kat pengguna. hehe

secangkir teh dan sekerat roti said...

salam!

Kata said...

Hi Kirana,
How are you?
I hope at fine.
You friendship is
importand me.

Have a good week!

kirana said...

Suhaila,
Cantik idea ko. Akak pinjam jap, nanti bagi balik!

JT,
Nya lah... beranggong dh rasa tok!

CikguAdham,
Diorang nak ke kalo kita bayar ansur2 10 bulan? Nanti Kirana cakap tuh ko punye idea.

Waltz,
Asto jiran pun dh kene potong... potong... potong!

OneZaba,
Betul... betul... betul!!!

Adiwarnatasya,
Mmg bijak kan?

FattChinChoy,
Betol ke cekik darah? Or hisap darah?

Atty,
Mcm2 ade, kan?

Alang,
Kirana x minat tengok bola. Watpe tengok sekumpulan lelaki yg berebutkan sebijik bola? Buang mase je.... hampeh!!!

Teh dan roti,
Wahhhh... cantik surname ko!

kirana said...

Hi Kata,
Thanks for sharing ideas!!!

hans said...

skrg dah ada 6 stesen tv dah...malas langgan astro

syaifudin duakim said...

menarik! best!!

INDRA QIRANA said...

oit lama tak update ...mana pg?

reek said...

Morons read moronic news!
So UMNO is made up of 99% morons without an iota of intelligence - so Utusan is the paper for them.
Without Utusan, they die off……….

fargoman said...

According to the Malaysian Employers Federation (MEF) quoted in the story, there are 785000 Malaysians who work overseas, and an estimated two out of every three among them are likely to be professionals.

Now we can quantify brain drain.

1000 experienced engineers equates to RM10 billion investment. 2 out of 3 of 785000 professionals working overseas is ~ RM5400 billion.

What was Najib budget for 2010? RM200 billion?

So, it is equal to 25 times of national budget.

ruyom said...

Corruption in high places is so institutionalised that it has become a virtue.

If you can get away with murdering, it means you have the power and connection; if you can get away with cheating, it means you are smart; if you can get away with bullying, it means you are more equal than me; if you can get away for hijacking the established businesses of others, it is called the NEP.

khairul onggon said...

Hai Astro Kirana ehehhh.. makasih kerna ingat ngan kmk lagik owh... :)

kirana said...

Hans,
Tapi Kirana suka HBO movies la...

Syaifudin,
Mmg best...

Indra Qirana,
Sowey la... buzy sesangat! Ngadap laptop tapi langsung x online! Manyak keje wooo...

Khairul Onggon,
Mesti ingat... walaupun sik betegor, dlm ati tetap ingat....

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kirana said...

Tulisan cina tu kata ape, ekk?? Sesape tlg translate skit kt akak!